Luke 23
23
Jesus is Crucified
32Two villains were kurred out
with Jesus
to be mullered.
33They avved to a tan
called “The Skull”.
The kullies crucified Jesus
with the villains posh o lesti.
34But Jesus rokkered,
“Dadrus, forgive them,
they don't jin what they're kerring.”
Then the kullies tossed a coin
to dick who'd kur his bits of things.
35The foki atched and dicked
while the bori rais savved at Jesus, rokkering,
“He saved wavver foki,
let's dick if he can save himself,
if he's Mi-Duvvel's tatcho chavvi,
the mush Mi-Duvvel bitchered.”
36The kullies also savved at him
and gave him vinegar.
37They pukkered,
“If tutti's the king of the Jews,
why can't you kur yourself
out of here?”
38There was a notice above his sherro pukkering,
“THIS IS THE KING OF THE JEWS.”
39One of the villains
rokkered narkeri lavs to him,
“Are you pukkering us tutti's
the mush Mi-Duvvel bitchered?
Why don't you kur us all
out of here?”
40But the other villain pukkered him,
“Ain't you trashed of Mi-Duvvel?
We're getting mullered, same as him.
41We're getting what we deserve
but he never kerred anything bangli in his life.”
42Then he putched Jesus,
“Jesus, kek bister mandi
when you jell back
to the tan where you're the Rai.”
43And Jesus pukkered
“Tatchipen, tatchipen,
to-divvus as ever is,
tutti will besh by mandi
in Mi-Duvvel's tan.”
© British and Foreign Bible Society 2014