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Jaa

Da wahine wen look da tree an tink da tree look real good fo get food. She eye up da fruit, an tink, “Ho! Nice looking, da tree! If I take some a da fruits an eat um, I goin come smart an can undastan any kine!” Den she take some a da fruits an eat um. She give um to her husban too, an he eat um wit her.

Dat time, from all da wild animals dat God, Da One In Charge, make, da snake was da mos smart an sneaky one. One time, da snake tell da wahine, “Eh! You tink fo real, God wen tell you guys dat from all da trees ova hea inside dis place, get trees dat you no can eat da fruits from dem, o wat?”

From now on, you an da wahine, I goin make you guys stay agains each odda. Yoa kids an her kids, Dey goin stay agains each odda too. One a dem goin wack yoa head, An you goin bite him on da heel a his feet!”

Den God tell da wahine dis: “You! Wen you born kids, I goin make um so you hurt plenny wen you born um. Goin come real sore fo born kids! Still yet, you goin like stay wit yoa husban, An him, he goin be in charge a you.”

You gotta bus ass an sweat Fo get enuff food outa da groun, An afta, you goin go back to da dirt Cuz I wen make you outa da dirt. You come from dirt, An you goin come dirt one mo time.”

God tell da guy Adam dis: “You, you wen do wat yoa wife tell you fo do, an not how I tell you fo do. You wen eat da fruit from dat tree, no matta I wen tell you befo time, no eat um. “Cuz a wat you wen do, I goin make da land hard fo grow stuff! From now, till you mahke, You goin bus ass fo get stuff fo eat!

God tell um, “Who wen tell you you stay naked? You wen eat da fruits from da tree, da one I wen tell you fo no eat, o wat?!”

Afta God throw um out, he put spesho angels watcha tings dat stay alive ova dea on da east side a da place he wen plan, Eden side. He put one sword dea too, wit fire dat come out, an dat move all aroun fo nobody go nea da Tree Dat Make You Live Foeva.

Da guy Adam give his wife da name Eve. Dat soun kinda like “Life,” Hebrew language, an she da firs muddah fo all da peopo dat eva live.