“I describe theologians as the church’s plumbers and sewage men, securing a flow of pure truth and eliminating theological effluent.”

“Doctrine without worship is empty. Worship without doctrine leads to ignorance.”

“Is the triune God like H2O, the Father all icy until you warm him up and he turns into the watery Son, who then vaporizes and becomes the steamy Spirit when you really crank up the heat?”