Quotes:
“Parents are the last people on earth who should have children.”
“When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
“Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their
food, and tyrannize their teachers.” – Socrates
“Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.” – Ogden Nash
"I think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.”
– Woody Allen
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”